I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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