Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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