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I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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