:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
