Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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