Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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