I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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