How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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