the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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