I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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