Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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