As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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