There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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