After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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