Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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