I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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