god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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