i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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