Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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