i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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