Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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