WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
