A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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