He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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