i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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