We won't sleep together?
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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