after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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