Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
did i just pee glitter
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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