Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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