on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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