I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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