On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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