Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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