There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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