"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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