Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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