Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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