Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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