Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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