okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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