Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
