White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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