There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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