Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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