I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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