I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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