Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Did I show you my penis last night?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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