That's intense
im holly from the hills drunk
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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