great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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