If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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