So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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