i barfeds in our rink
you traded sex for a burrito?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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