Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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