office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
They have beer where we have blood.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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