I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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