We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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