I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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